How Are the Brakes? Motorcycle T-Shirt - Edgy Quote for Riders | SUICIDERIDE™ Biker Graphic Tee
100% Heavy Cotton • Classic Fit • Unisex • Durable Construction
CA$39.99
Out of stock
Full Throttle, Zero Brakes – Ride Like You Stole It. 🏍️🔥
Gear up with this badass "How Are the Brakes? Don't Know, I Never Use 'Em" biker t-shirt – the ultimate statement for true motorcycle rebels who live for the open road and high speeds. Featuring a gritty vintage-style graphic of a helmeted rider with a cig, bold distressed text, and that iconic no-fucks-given quote, this black tee screams outlaw attitude.
Perfect for bikers, motorcycle enthusiasts, cafe racers, Harley riders, or anyone who knows brakes are optional when the wind's calling. Soft, standard-fit black cotton that's built for long rides, bike shows, or just flexing at the bar.
Why you'll love it:
Edgy, eye-catching design that turns heads
Ideal gift for dad, boyfriend, or your riding crew
Motorcycle quote apparel with real attitude – no posers allowed
Grab yours now and let 'em know: brakes? What brakes?
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OUR MANIFESTO
Every graphic we release is limited.
No restocks. No reruns.
Every drop is a one-shot deal.
Concepts may evolve, colors may change—but each design as you see it now dies after its first run.
Miss it once, and it’s gone for good.
Own it now—or watch someone else wear it.
*If you see this exact design sold by other companies without the official SUICIDERIDE™signature somewhere on the product then it is not authentic. Please report it to us through our contact page and you may be eligible for a free t-shirt.
PRODUCT OVERVIEW
Fabric & Construction
Material
Solids (including Black): 100% preshrunk cotton (U.S. cotton) — comfortable and classic. Some colours/blends vary: heathers & safety colours may be 50/50 cotton/polyester, and sport grey ~90/10 cotton/poly.
Weight
5.3 oz per square yard (US) / 8.8 oz per linear yard (CA) — mid-weight cotton that’s durable but still fairly soft
Fit & Build
Classic unisex fit — not fitted or slim, more traditional T-shirt shape.
Seamless ribbed collar for smooth neckline.
Taped neck & shoulders for durability and comfort.
Double-needle sleeves & bottom hem — stronger stitching.
Quarter-turned body avoids center crease — ideal for printing.
Size Range
Typically available S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL (availability depends on stock).
Color Options
This t-shirt comes in a variety of colors (availability depends on stock). Check listing for your options.
Print Method
High-resolution DTF transfer, professionally heat-pressed for durability and detail. DTF transfers allow for bold color, fine detail, and a flexible print that holds up to regular wear and washing.